Despicable Me 22013

Director: Chris Renaud, Pierre Coffin
Stars: Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Ken Jeong
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 98 minutes

Despicable Me 2 is Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment's CGI-animated spy sequel to 2010's Despicable Me. This time, instead of Gru trying to take over the world, he gets recruited by the Anti Villain League to help them trac… more »

[Gru and Lucy go on undercover, locating the crime suspects]

Gru:
[looking around the mall with a periscope along with Lucy] So, what do we got? Who's on the list? Fire 'em at me.

Lucy:
First suspect, Hedda Blumentoft, owner of the Mum's the Word Floral Shop.

Gru:
No, not her.

Lucy:
Okay, moving on... Chuck Kinney, "owner of Stuff-a-Bear". [a boy receives a balloon from Chuck, but pops, making the boy wail] Ooh.

Gru:
I don't think so.

Eduardo:
[suddenly comes inside the shop] Hello? [Gru and Lucy force themselves to act natural] Buenos dias, my friends! I am Eduardo Perez, owner of Salsa y Salsa restaurant, across the mall. Now open for breakfast. And you are...?

Gru:
[introducing] Gru. And this is Lucy. And we are closed.

Eduardo:
This is just gonna take un momento. I am throwing a big Cinco de Mayo party, and I am going to need two hundred of your best cupcakes decorated with the Mexican flag. It looks something like this. [rips his shirt open, revealing a giant tattoo of the Mexican flag on his chest] What do you think? [flexes and makes his chest wave]

Gru:
[hides his eyes in disgust] Look away!

Lucy:
[stares at Eduardo] You-Whoa... Hooo...

Eduardo:
Anyway, I have to go. It's all settled! I pick 'em up next week! Have a good day. Come by if you get a chance, okay? [leaves the store; Gru groans in relief; suddenly pops back in] And welcome to the mall family! [Gru studies his face and gasps, seeing Eduardo in a red luchador mask surrounded by flames as he leaves the mall]

Gru:
[whispering to himself] El Macho.

Lucy:
[confused] What?

Gru:
[looking through the window] But it couldn't be...

Lucy:
Wha... What? What couldn't be?

Gru:
[referring to Eduardo] That guy looks exactly like a villain named El Macho. From about twenty years ago. [a flashback reveals El Macho, twenty years ago;voice-over] He was ruthless,... [El Macho empties a bottle of tequila into a glass and smashes it over his head] he was dangerous... [El Macho squeezes a rattlesnake's venom out of his fangs, filling his glass] and as the name implies [El Macho simply eats his glass] very macho! [El Macho pins his money to the bar with the rattlesnake's fangs and leaves through the wall] He had the reputation of committing heists using only his bare hands! [El Macho stops a cargo truck with his head, then punches the driver out] But sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: riding a shark with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest into the mouth of an active volcano! It was glorious!

Lucy:
[confused] Yeah, sounds like El Macho's pretty dead...

Gru:
They never found the body. Oh no. All that was ever retrieved was a pile of singed chest hair. [pause] But that face! It has got to be El Macho!

Lucy:
[gasps] So what do you say you and I break into his restaurant? Tonight?

Gru:
Yes, that's good, because I'm telling you, if anyone in this place holds the PX-41 serum, [points to Eduardo] it's him.

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