Despicable Me 22013

Director: Chris Renaud, Pierre Coffin
Stars: Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Ken Jeong
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 98 minutes

Despicable Me 2 is Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment's CGI-animated spy sequel to 2010's Despicable Me. This time, instead of Gru trying to take over the world, he gets recruited by the Anti Villain League to help them trac… more »

Antonio:
Cool glasses.

Margo:
Uh... [chuckles nervously]

Antonio:
I'm Antonio.

Margo:
I'm...Margo.

Antonio:
I was just going to get a cookie. Care to join me?

Margo:
[nervous] Uh,... sure. I'm... Margo. [once seeing her going out with Antonio, Edith, still wearing her diving mask and snorkel, loudly clears her throat in suspicion; nervous] Um... I'll catch up with you guys later. Bye! [leaves her sisters]

Edith:
[in disgust] Can I be the first to say... Ewwww!

Agnes:
[eagerly shaking Edith] We gotta go tell Gru!

[Meanwhile, Gru arrives at Eagle Hair Club]

Gru:
[contacting Lucy] Alright, I'm going in.

Lucy:
[informs him at Bake My Day by monitor as he activates a chem-tracking device shaped like a belt; through headphones] If it picks up any traces of the serum, the center of your belt buckle [aloud] will make a sound like this: Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo!

Gru:
[cuts off Lucy; annoyed] Okay! I get it! I get it! [fumbles with the automatic door, then enters Eagle Hair Club]

Floyd:
[chuckles] Welcome to Eagle Hair Club. [turns his eagle-like chair, revealing himself holding and stroking a toupee] It's about time you showed up...Mr. Gru. [the bald eagle perched next to him squawks]

Gru:
You...know my name?

Floyd:
[chuckles] When someone moves into the mall who is follically challenged, I make it my business to know all about them. You are bald. And that is bad. [strokes the toupee he's holding, kisses it, then puts it on a mannequin head] There you go, my sweet.

[at Bake My Day]

Lucy:
[monitoring Gru's chem-tracking device] I'm getting nothing so far. I think you need to look around.

[at Eagle Hair Club, after listening to Lucy in the headphones; Gru walks away, smiling nervously, and starts looking around the mall, but none of the mannequin heads give a signal]

Gru:
[starts thrusting his hips once noticing a painting] Wow, this looks interesting. What is it?

Floyd:
[suspiciously] I take it you're an art lover?

Lucy:
[in headphones] No serum.

Gru:
Yeah, not so much. [walks over to a podium holding a trophy and starts thrusting his hips at it] Oh, how about this impressive trinket?

Floyd:
[gasps] I hardly call it trinket, Mr. Gru.

Lucy:
[in headphones] Nothing.

Floyd:
The International-

Gru:
Yeah, I don't care. [moves over to a shelf filled with wig samples and starts straddling it]

Lucy:
[in headphones, startling Gru] Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo!!! Hold on, I'm picking up something. Behind that wall!

Gru:
Ahh... and what do we have here?

Floyd:
[grabs a sample] These are my trial wigs. [hands Gru a bag with a wig in it] You should take one.

Gru:
No, thanks. [sticks his head into the shelf] So what's on the other side of the wall?

Floyd:
There you are! Look at me! Focus!

Lucy:
[in headphones] Gru?

Floyd:
I promise, that this wig will transform you from ugly to irresistible.

[Gru is staring at the wig when Agnes and Edith hastily storm inside Eagle Hair Club, making him lose his focus]

Agnes:
MARGO HAS A BOYFRIEND!

Edith:
AND THEY'RE GOING ON A DATE!

Gru:
[suddenly hysterical] Date?! Boyfriend?! [to Floyd] What?! [Floyd shrugs shoulders and shakes his head nervously; Gru stares at Agnes and Edith]

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