Despicable Me 22013

Director: Chris Renaud, Pierre Coffin
Stars: Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Ken Jeong
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 98 minutes

Despicable Me 2 is Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment's CGI-animated spy sequel to 2010's Despicable Me. This time, instead of Gru trying to take over the world, he gets recruited by the Anti Villain League to help them trac… more »

[Gru is surfing on his laptop, looking up information about El Macho, when he suddenly realizes his internet connection has been lost]

[groans] Kevin, the Wi-Fi's out! [pause] Kevin? [to a Minion] Hey, Lance, where the heck is Kevin? [Lance scoffs and shrugs; Gru sighs] All right. We need to revisit the number of vacation days you guys get. I can't find anybody anymore.

[The doorbell rings]

[off-screen] Gru! It's Jillian! [Annoyed by her, Gru shoots an imaginary bullet in his head, becoming really bored] I brought good news! [cut on her with another woman] I have my friend Shannon here with me. I was thinking, you two, can get some grub, you know, tear it up, see what happens! [cracks herself up; cut on Gru seeing Agnes approaching; off-screen] Uh, open up!

[whispers] Agnes, Agnes. [Agnes stops singing] Tell Jillian I'm not here.

Gru's not here!

Are you sure?

Yes, he just told me!

[cringes] Mmm-mmm!

I mean, no. He didn't just tell me.

[laughs; peeking through the keyhole] Agnes, where is Gru?

[Gru approaches Agnes, then makes a "zip your lips" gesture]

He's putting on lipstick. [Gru swings his arms wildly, convincing her to stop] He's swatting at flies!

No! [makes a "cut it off" gesture] No!

He's [skipping] chopping his head off! [Gru covers his head, groaning loudly] He's [confused] pooping?


[off-screen] I know you're in there, Gru! There's no way you're getting out of this.

[When Gru looks annoyed, realizing this is getting him nowhere, Kyle, with the wig that Gru received from Floyd Eagle-san in his jaws, approaches him]

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