Despicable Me 22013

Director: Chris Renaud, Pierre Coffin
Stars: Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Ken Jeong
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 98 minutes

Despicable Me 2 is Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment's CGI-animated spy sequel to 2010's Despicable Me. This time, instead of Gru trying to take over the world, he gets recruited by the Anti Villain League to help them trac… more »

[enters the Italian restaurant] Hi. Take-out for Lucy?

Sure. Just a sec. [leaves off; After the hostess left, Lucy narrows her eyes, then hides behind a aquarium. She sees Gru and Shannon, who's doing sit-ups, before she presses a button on her watch that turns into a eavesdropping device that she puts in her ears]

[heard through Lucy's high tech eavesdropping device] Your accent is so exotic.

Ah. Well, thank you very much. I was...

I know someone who can fix that for you and you'll be talking normal in no time.

[laughs awkwardly; sweating] Whew. Is it hot in here? How's the food?


Wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you wearing a wig?!

What? [noticing his wig is in a wrong direction, quickly rotates it back; nervously] I don't think so!

I knew it. You're a phony. I hate phonies!

Oh... what? No, these locks are all mine...

No, they're not! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna rip that thing off your head and show everyone [heard through eavesdropping device] what a bald-headed phony you are!

I don't think so, Miss Lady. [calmly activates her watch, revealing a target sight along with a couple of darts. Meanwhile, Gru watches in horror as Shannon approaches him. Suddenly, Lucy shoots a tranquilizer dart at Shannon's buttocks, rendering her unconscious before she can remove the wig off Gru's head and landing with her face in the spaghetti]

[confused] Hello? Hello... Are you...

[off-screen] Hey, Gru!

[removes his wig] Hello, Lucy! How you doin'?

Wow, looks like your date's out for the count. It's like she's been shot with a mild moose tranquilizer. [Shannon moans unconsciously like a moose, then passes out again; Lucy winks at Gru, who suddenly smiles and stares at her awkwardly; whispering] Yeah, I'm winking 'cuz that's what actually happened.

[hurries to the table, politely] 'Scusi, whassa happenin' here? She no like?

Uh, she's just uh... Glurp glurp... [makes a sign to the waiter that Shannon drank too much]

Oh, si, si! [laughs nervously and moves away]

[to Gru; referring to Shannon] Shall we take her home?

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