Despicable Me 22013

Director: Chris Renaud, Pierre Coffin
Stars: Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Ken Jeong
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 98 minutes

Despicable Me 2 is Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment's CGI-animated spy sequel to 2010's Despicable Me. This time, instead of Gru trying to take over the world, he gets recruited by the Anti Villain League to help them trac… more »

[in El Macho's lair]

Eduardo/El Macho:
[appears behind Gru] You have not lost your touch, my friend.

Gru:
Aha! I knew it! You are El Macho!

Eduardo/El Macho:
That's right!

Gru:
[eager] Nobody believed me! Ho ho! But I knew you weren't dead!

Eduardo/El Macho:
[laughing] Of course not. I merely faked my death! [chuckles] But now, it's time for me to make a spectacular return to evil! Doctor, I think it's time we showed Gru what we're up to here.

Gru:
Doctor Nefario?

Dr. Nefario:
Nice to see you, Gru.

Gru:
Whaaa? This- so this is your new job opportunity?

Dr. Nefario:
Absolutely. You're gonna like this. [presses a button, revealing a purple Kevin strapped to a chair]

Eduardo/El Macho:
Sorry. I had to borrow some of your Minions, but it was for a worthy cause.

Gru:
Oh! Kevin? [tries to approach Kevin, but repels with disgust] Ugh!

Eduardo/El Macho:
No! He's not Kevin anymore! Now he's an indestructible, mindless, killing machine!

Evil Kevin:
BLAUGH!

Eduardo/El Macho:
[jumps in fear, but quickly recovers] Just watch this. [presses a button]

Evil Kevin:
[a machine gun descends and sprays him with bullets] BLAUGH! [ a flamethrower descends] BLAUGH! [it sprays him with flame. An axe descends and hits him over the head, he jumps up and eats it. A bomb falls and he swallows it, exploding harmlessly inside him. A police car, siren running, falls on him. He eats it in six bites] BLAUGH!

Eduardo/El Macho:
And here's the best part, I got an army of them! [some lights turn on, revealing hundreds of cages full of evil minions; Gru receives a horrified look on his face once seeing them] Soon I will unleash them on the world! And if anyone, anyone tries to stop them, YEOW! Their city gets eaten. [pause] We can do it together!

Gru:
Together?

Eduardo/El Macho:
Together! I have admired your work for years, amigo! Stealing the moon?! [yanking on Gru's scarf] Are you kidding?! We would be unstoppable! Men like you, men like me, we should be ruling the world! [excitedly] So, are you in?

Dr. Nefario:
[holding a noisemaker] Woo-hoo!

Gru:
Uh...yeah...probably...

Eduardo/El Macho:
[confused] Probably?

Gru:
[stepping backwards] I mean, yes! Yes. Of course, yes, I just have a lot going on right now...I just need to get some things off my plate before we start taking over the world, that's all.

Eduardo/El Macho:
'Scuse me?

Gru:
No-forget it! One hundred percent! I am in! [pretending] I think-what is-do you hear that- I do. That's Agnes calling me from on the surf- [steps into the elevator which closes, but immediately opens again; hastily pressing a button] Totally in! [the elevator closes]

Eduardo/El Macho:
[suspicious] You know what? I am not so convinced that he is in. [presses a button, releasing Kevin]

Evil Kevin:
BLAUGH!

[Back upstairs, Edith, who's blindfolded, lightly touches the piñata with a baseball bat, finally smacking it into pieces, revealing candy on the ground]

Gru:
Edith! Agnes! Come on! [Edith accidentally hits him in the head with a baseball bat] Ooof!

Edith:
[takes off her blindfold] Sorry.

Gru:
We need to go home now! Where's Margo?

Agnes:
But I didn't get a turn!

[Meanwhile, a depressed Margo is sitting alone, eating a guacamole sombero]

Gru:
Margo! [approaches her with Edith and Agnes] Come on, we're leav... Hey, what's wrong?

Margo:
[disappointed] I hate boys.

[It is revealed that Antonio is dancing with another girl]

Gru:
[referring to boys] Yes, they stink. Look sorry, honey, we have to leave. [sends Margo away and comes back to screen, then angrily shoots his freeze ray at Antonio for leaving Margo heartbroken without saying anything]

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