Despicable Me 22013
Stars: Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Ken Jeong
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 98 minutes
[in El Macho's lair]
[appears behind Gru] You have not lost your touch, my friend.
Aha! I knew it! You are El Macho!
[eager] Nobody believed me! Ho ho! But I knew you weren't dead!
[laughing] Of course not. I merely faked my death! [chuckles] But now, it's time for me to make a spectacular return to evil! Doctor, I think it's time we showed Gru what we're up to here.
Nice to see you, Gru.
Whaaa? This- so this is your new job opportunity?
Absolutely. You're gonna like this. [presses a button, revealing a purple Kevin strapped to a chair]
Sorry. I had to borrow some of your Minions, but it was for a worthy cause.
Oh! Kevin? [tries to approach Kevin, but repels with disgust] Ugh!
No! He's not Kevin anymore! Now he's an indestructible, mindless, killing machine!
[jumps in fear, but quickly recovers] Just watch this. [presses a button]
[a machine gun descends and sprays him with bullets] BLAUGH! [ a flamethrower descends] BLAUGH! [it sprays him with flame. An axe descends and hits him over the head, he jumps up and eats it. A bomb falls and he swallows it, exploding harmlessly inside him. A police car, siren running, falls on him. He eats it in six bites] BLAUGH!
And here's the best part, I got an army of them! [some lights turn on, revealing hundreds of cages full of evil minions; Gru receives a horrified look on his face once seeing them] Soon I will unleash them on the world! And if anyone, anyone tries to stop them, YEOW! Their city gets eaten. [pause] We can do it together!
Together! I have admired your work for years, amigo! Stealing the moon?! [yanking on Gru's scarf] Are you kidding?! We would be unstoppable! Men like you, men like me, we should be ruling the world! [excitedly] So, are you in?
[holding a noisemaker] Woo-hoo!
[stepping backwards] I mean, yes! Yes. Of course, yes, I just have a lot going on right now...I just need to get some things off my plate before we start taking over the world, that's all.
No-forget it! One hundred percent! I am in! [pretending] I think-what is-do you hear that- I do. That's Agnes calling me from on the surf- [steps into the elevator which closes, but immediately opens again; hastily pressing a button] Totally in! [the elevator closes]
[suspicious] You know what? I am not so convinced that he is in. [presses a button, releasing Kevin]
[Back upstairs, Edith, who's blindfolded, lightly touches the piÃ±ata with a baseball bat, finally smacking it into pieces, revealing candy on the ground]
Edith! Agnes! Come on! [Edith accidentally hits him in the head with a baseball bat] Ooof!
[takes off her blindfold] Sorry.
We need to go home now! Where's Margo?
But I didn't get a turn!
[Meanwhile, a depressed Margo is sitting alone, eating a guacamole sombero]
Margo! [approaches her with Edith and Agnes] Come on, we're leav... Hey, what's wrong?
[disappointed] I hate boys.
[It is revealed that Antonio is dancing with another girl]
[referring to boys] Yes, they stink. Look sorry, honey, we have to leave. [sends Margo away and comes back to screen, then angrily shoots his freeze ray at Antonio for leaving Margo heartbroken without saying anything]
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