The Supermarket2009

Madore:
S-Mart equals Sh*t-Mart t-shirts! Oh my God it blows me away! You can get anything from lawn signs, knife blades, coffee mugs, red cups, jackets, stolen cell phones! We have it all today! Every penny you spend here today will be used to fight the S-Mart in some way, probably, that has yet to be determined. So buy one of these shirts today! Let's go!

T-Shirt Customer:
Hey, I'll buy one of those.

Madore:
Oke- We got one guys! Alright, that'll be thirty dollars!

T-Shirt Customer:
Thirty dollars?

Madore:
Uh, why don't you just write down your address, because we really haven't made any more than these four right here. We'll send it right out to you, they're being made down at the mall in North Haverbrook. It doesn't matter. Just give us the money. Cash only. That would be great.