[After Kuzco fires Yzma, she takes out her anger by using a hammer to smash idol heads of him (provided by Kronk)]
He can't get rid of me that easily! Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is?! Does he- [to Kronk, about a misplaced head] A little to the left. [Kronk nudges the head so Yzma can smash it. She then continues to rant] have any idea of who he's dealing with?! How could he do this to me?! Why, I practically raised him! [Kronk lays down another bust, which Yzma smashes]
Yeah, you'd think he would've turned out better.
[dryly] Yeah. Go figure.
Still, it's kinda better you're taking out your anger on these things instead of the real Kuzco, huh?
[comes to a realization] That's it, Kronk! That's it! I'll get rid of Kuzco! [she grabs Kronk, causing the rest of the busts to smash]
[confused] The real Kuzco?
Of course the real Kuzco! Don't you see? It's perfect! With him out of the way and no heir to the throne, I'll take over and rule the empire! Brrrrilliant!
So, how does that work with you being fired and all?
The only ones who know about that are the three of us, soon to be the two of us.
And I'm one of those two, right?
To the secret lab!
[They move over to two levers]
Pull the lever, Kronk! [Kronk pulls a lever, opening a trap door under Yzma; she falls through] WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEER!!! [splash]
[comes out all wet and with a crocodile biting her dress] Why do we even have that lever? [slaps the crocodile which lets go of Yzma's dress and runs away, yipping] Get out of my way!
[Yzma pulls the other lever and she and Kronk land in what is like an amusement park ride]
Please remain seated, and keep your arms and legs in at all times.
[Ride speeds up, going through tunnels]
Whoo! Faster, faster! Yzma! Put your hands in the air! Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!
[Yzma and Kronk arrive in the lab, wearing lab coats and safety goggles, do a high-five, and run to get to work]
Ah, how should I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, AH HA HA HA, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say! [She knocks over a beaker of poison onto a plant, and the plants explodes into black, shriveled, then drops quickly, dead] Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this! [picks up the beaker of poison and hands it to Kronk] Take it, Kronk! [laughs] Oh! Feel the power!
[only feeling the beaker] Oh. I can feel it.
Our moment of triumph approaches. [laughs] It's dinnertime!
[Lighting flashes and the scene ends]
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