Trail of the Pink Panther1982

Stars: Peter Sellers, David Niven, Herbert Lom, Richard Mulligan
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Mystery
Rating: PG
Runtime: 96 minutes

Trail of the Pink Panther is a 1982 British comedy film directed by Blake Edwards and starring Peter Sellers. It was the seventh film in The Pink Panther series, the first film in the series following Sellers' death and also the last in which he app… more »

Hotel Clerk:
[Clouseau rings the bell for service] Yes?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Do you have for me the 'massage'?

Hotel Clerk:
Oh. You want a massage, ey?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
If you have one for me, yes.

Hotel Clerk:
Here. Why don't you try Tokyo Lil at the end of the block. Ask for Passionflower Shirley, the Yokohama Butterfly.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
And why should I do that?

Hotel Clerk:
Well, you want a massage, don't you?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Yes, but I want it from you.

Hotel Clerk:
Sir, I don't give massages.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
But you gave me one early this morning.

Hotel Clerk:
Sir, you're mistaken.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Look! Don't you try the tricks anglais with me, Monsieur. I receieved a 'massage' this morning from Inspector Quinlan of the Yard of Scotland.

Hotel Clerk:
The massage!

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
And it was you that gave it to me.

Hotel Clerk:

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:

Hotel Clerk:
You mean message.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Look, I know what I mean, you lunatic. Now do you, or do you not have for me, the 'massage'?

Hotel Clerk:
No, Sir. For you, there is no massage.

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