Evan Almighty2007

Stars: Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman, Lauren Graham, Johnny Simmons
Genre: Comedy, Family, Fantasy
Rating: PG
Runtime: 96 minutes

Evan Almighty is the 2007 sequel to Bruce Almighty about a former TV newsman who, after being elected to Congress, is commanded to build an ark by God because of an oncoming flood. more »

I'm God.

You're God!?

Yes and I want you Evan Baxter to build an ark.

Okay this conversation is a little thing I'd like to call over but I have to get going because supposedly I have an ark to build. Nice to meet ya...(walks away)

[Evan is driving to work]

Evan Baxter:
Okay that is over. I am successful, I am powerful, I am handsome, and I am happy. Sucessful, powerful, handsome- [Looks into rearview, and sees God in the back seat, having just appeared out of nowhere] Happy! [He screams]

[smiling] Let it out, son. It's the beginning of wisdom.

Evan Baxter:
How did you get in here?! D'ah, I'm calling the cops!

No wait. Look-look-look! There's one right there. [Points to a motorcycle cop on the shoulder. Evan rolls down his window]

Evan Baxter:
Officer! Officer! Carjacker, carjacker in the car! Carjacker in the car! [The officer turns to face Evan and reveals that he is God]

God (as police officer):
Careful pulling out. Pedestrian in the crosswalk.

[Evan turns around. God has vanished. He looks and sees God everywhere - crossing the street, and in the car behind him, honking for him to move]

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