Evan Almighty2007

Stars: Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman, Lauren Graham, Johnny Simmons
Genre: Comedy, Family, Fantasy
Rating: PG
Runtime: 96 minutes

Evan Almighty is the 2007 sequel to Bruce Almighty about a former TV newsman who, after being elected to Congress, is commanded to build an ark by God because of an oncoming flood. more »

[Evan comes in with a beard and long hair]

Marty:
Rita when Evan shows... [Sees Evan] Sorry sir I will be with you in just one moment...[Rita gestures to Evan; Marty gasps] Gah! Evan?!

Evan:
In case you ask I am going through adult puberty. This is temporary...why did you summon me? What is so important?

Marty:
What is so important?! I have a letter of intent here about Congressman Long's bill! You remember that? And now he wants you to sign this in person Evan!

Evan:
I can't do it.

Marty:
No you can't do it looking like that. You have to go shave!

Evan:
I cannot shave Marty. If I shave it just grows back.

Marty:
That's what happens when you shave...and then you shave AGAIN!!

Evan:
[Frustrated] You have no idea...

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