Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck2010

Stars: Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Diedrich Bader, Chris Riggi
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 82 minutes

Vampires Suck is a 2010 American horror comedy film directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. It is the bootleg of the Twilight film series, and stars Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Christopher N. Riggi, Ken Jeong, Anneliese van der Pol, and Arielle… more »



[Narrating]

[Becca and her Dad are driving into Sporks, they drive past a welcome sign to the town]

Becca Crane:
So, I came here to the town of Sporks, Washington. Population: 3120.

[a screaming woman comes running in front of the sign being chased by a vampire, the vampire grabs and bites her neck spraying blood everywhere]

Becca Crane:
Holy sh*t! Uh, make that 3119!

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