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King Marchand:
[being pursued by an enraged Norma, who is foaming at the mouth. Squash gets out of bed] Look out!

Norma:
YOU SON OF A B*TCH! [throws a vase]

'Squash' Bernstein:
Now, Norma...

Norma:
NOBODY PUTS SOAP IN MY MOUTH, NOT EVEN MY MOTHER! [throws a flower pot]

'Squash' Bernstein:
You're being very childish...

Norma:
I'M GONNA KILL HIM! I'M GONNA KILL YOU TOO, YOU BIG, MUSCLE-BOUND... [throws another flower pot]

'Squash' Bernstein:
Now, listen you have to learn to control yourself...

Norma:
OH! I'LL KILL... [grabs an ornamental spear and charges]

'Squash' Bernstein:
Oh, SH*T!

Norma:
THIS IS IT! I'M GONNA KILL YOU... [Squash runs into the bathroom with King just as Norma rams the door] LET ME IN THERE!

King Marchand:
You and your ideas! "Why don't you take her to Paris with you, Boss?"

'Squash' Bernstein:
I just thought she'd help you relax!

King Marchand:
NEVER help me relax!

'Squash' Bernstein:
Then send her home!

King Marchand:
Why don't you ever come up with a really good idea?

'Squash' Bernstein:
For instance?

King Marchand:
YOU send her home!