Failure to Launch2006

Tripp:
Dude, did you just drop me from a forty foot cliff? I mean, you want to talk about a friend, man. You went behind my back, and blackmailed your way into getting your girlfriend.

Demo:
He's right.

Ace:
I'm sorry I dropped you from a cliff.

Tripp:
It's okay.

Demo:
Granted, he used you, but not out of malice. Look at him. How many chances is he gonna get? He saw a chance for love, Tripp, and he took it. Which is exactly what we wanted for you.

Tripp:
Am I getting advice from my two loser buddies who still live at home?

Ace:
Actually, I own my home.

Demo:
What?

Tripp:
No, you don't.

Ace:
I bought it a couple of years ago from my Mom. That way, she has a place to live and I don't get nailed on the inheritance tax.

Demo:
Smart.

Tripp:
Wow.

Ace:
And Demo, here, has chosen the life of a wanderer. I mean, sure, he technically still lives at home.

Demo:
Yeah.

Ace:
But his permanent address is in his heart. He's a bum.

Demo:
I think what we're trying to say is that the two of us are happy, and we're perfectly functional.

Ace:
And you, Tripp, are not.