Welcome to the Rileys2010

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
You alright?

Mallory:
Yeah I just can't stand on the street without the cops coming by me like I'm a f***ing crack whore.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
What happened?

Mallory:
I came here with this guy and he kept trying to stick it in my f***ing ass and I was like yo, pencil dick back the f*** up and he wouldn't! I went to piss and I came back out and my wallet's sitting on the bed and all my sh*t is everywhere and his car's gone and all I've got is f***ing shoes and like, I'm out 900 bucks!

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
900 dollars? Why in the hell would you carry that much money around with you?

Mallory:
Where else am I gonna keep it?

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
I don't know, in the bank?

Mallory:
What? I don't have a f***ing bank account! [looks at a guy in the hotel] And this f***ing a**hole won't give me the guy's address because he's friends with him! I'm gonna f***ing kill him! [throws shoes]

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
[holding Mallory back] Hey! What are you gonna do with his address?

Mallory:
I'm gonna go get my money back!

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
No you're not. You're either going to call the police or you're going to drop it.

Mallory:
[yelling] I can't call the police, Doug! Don't be so f***ing stupid just help me!

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
Oh I'm stupid? You bring 900 dollars to a place like this and I'm stupid? You come here with a**holes from that club. That's stupid!

Mallory:
[running away] Okay I'm really f***ing stupid!

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
Where are you going?

Mallory:
I'm gonna go turn some tricks and make my money back!

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
No, no you're not. Come on we're going home! [yells] Then go ahead! Go ahead then, Goddamn it!

Mallory:
[stops and starts crying] Okay. I mean, f***ing, everything. Always I'm like, my whole life. [cries harder] Forever. I mean forever.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
I know. [comforting her] I know. You're gonna be okay.