Welcome to the Rileys2010

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
I got a business proposition for you.

Mallory:
Oh? Well, I told you that I don't do porn tapes. And I'm not gonna f*** your German Shepherd. I'm not going to Tokyo to turn tricks.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
Can I just talk for a minute?

Mallory:
Yes, but the answer's no.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
I'll give you $100 a day to stay at your place.

Mallory:
[shocked] What?

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
$100 a day if I can stay at your place. I don't like hotels.

Mallory:
No p*ssy?

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
No.

Mallory:
And I don't do anal either. Just so you know.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
[laughing] Thank God there's something you don't do.

Mallory:
Um, so $100 a day and you just live at my house?

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
Yep.

Mallory:
So you'll be my sugar daddy? [Doug shrugs] You know what that is?

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
Kind of.

Mallory:
[laughs] You'll buy me cool things?

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
I'll buy you a broom and a dustpan.