Frozen2013

[Anna and Kristoff are riding on Kristoff's sleigh]

Kristoff:
So, uh tell me. What made the Queen go all ice-crazy?

Anna:
Oh, well, it was all my fault. I got engaged, but then she freaked out because I'd only just met him, you know, that day, and she said she wouldn't bless the marriage and...

Kristoff:
[interrupts] Wait. You got engaged to someone you just met that day?

Anna:
Yeah. Anyway I got mad and so she got mad and then she tried to walk away and I grabbed her glove...

Kristoff:
[interrupts] HANG ON! You mean to tell me you got engaged to someone you just met that day?!

Anna:
Yes, pay attention. But the thing is she wore the gloves all the time, so I just thought, maybe she has a thing about dirt.

Kristoff:
Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?

Anna:
Yes, they did. [moves further away from Kristoff] But Hans is not a stranger.

Kristoff:
Oh, yeah? What's his last name?

Anna:
[scoffing] Of the Southern Isles.

Kristoff:
What's his favorite food?

Anna:
Sandwiches.

Kristoff:
Best friend's name?

Anna:
Probably John.

Kristoff:
Eye color?

Anna:
Dreamy.

Kristoff:
Foot size?

Anna:
Foot size doesn't matter.

Kristoff:
Have you had a meal with him yet? What if you hate the way he eats? What if you hate the way he picks his nose?

Anna:
[disgusted] Picks his nose?

Kristoff:
And eats it.

Anna:
[annoyed] Excuse me, sir, he's a prince.

Kristoff:
All men do it. [The views and opinions expressed by Kristoff in this scene - that all men eat their own boogers - are solely his own and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of The Walt Disney Company or the filmmakers. Neither The Walt Disney Company nor the filmmakers make any representation of the accuracy of any such views and opinions.]

Anna:
Ew! [scoffs] Look, it doesn't matter; it's true love.

Kristoff:
Doesn't sound like true love.

Anna:
Are you some sort of love expert?

Kristoff:
No, but... I have friends who are.

Anna:
You have friends who are love experts? I'm not buyin' it.

Kristoff:
[suddenly hears the faint noise of howling wolves and becomes worried] Stop talking.

Anna:
No, no, no, no, no! I'd like to meet these-

Kristoff:
No, I mean it! [puts a hand over Anna's mouth]