Iron Man 22010

[Tony Stark, with a hangover, is eating a donut in the giant donut on top of the building]

Nick Fury:
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to exit the donut!

[In the Donut shop]

Tony:
I told you I don't want to join your super secret boy band.

Fury:
[laughs] No no no, see? I remember, you do everything yourself. How's that working out for ya?

Tony:
It-It-It-It's... I'm sorry, I don't want to get off on the wrong foot. Do I look at the patch or the eye? Honestly, I'm a bit hungover. I'm not sure if you're real or... or if I'm having deliriu....

Fury:
[interrupts] I am very real. I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet.

Tony:
Just my luck. Where's the staff here? [looks around]

Fury:
[pulls down Tony's collar to look at the marks on his neck] That's not looking too good.

Tony:
Been worse.

Agent Natasha Romanov:
[walks up to the table] We've secured the perimeter. But I don't think we should hold it for too much longer.

Tony:
[learning for the first time Natasha's true identity] Huh... you're... fired.

Natasha:
That's not up to you.