Deadpool 22018

Dopinder:
I want to become a contract killer.

Deadpool:
I'm sorry, what did you say?

Dopinder:
Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence?

Deadpool:
You kind of killed him.

Dopinder:
And then remember the movie Interview with the Vampire?

Deadpool:
Don't want to.

Dopinder:
When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time, and she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more..." Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst...!

Deadpool:
I'll never not picture that. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible.