Can't Hardly Wait1998

Cop:
Lichter? William Lichter? Let's go. Your parents are here to take you home.

William Lichter:
Oh... no. Oh... my parents? They're here? They must be so mad at me! Have you seen my father? Does he have a weapon of some kind?

Cop:
Afraid not. Actually, they're more worried about you than anything else. You know, it's not your fault that... [reads from a clipboard in a very sarcastic tone] Mike Dexter beat you up and forced you to drink alcohol until you passed out.

William Lichter:
Wh-what?

Cop:
That's the statement we got from the Dexter kid. He made you drink, took your chothes off.

William Lichter:
He... he said that?

Cop:
Unless... if you have another unconvincing side of the story you'd like to tell...

William Lichter:
No... no, no, no. It's what... yeah. Uh, you know. It's just the funny thing that... he finally came clean, you know? Mike, always picking on me, yeah.