Bad Boys1995

Mike Lowrey:
[to the White Carjacker holding a gun to his head] Let me tell you how bad a day you're having: right now you're jacking a couple of cops.

White Carjacker:
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a stand-up comedian. And I suck! That's why I need your car.

Marcus Burnett:
Look, now I ain't no Wesley Snipes! I just hang out with stupid ass friends, that drive stupid ass cars, that attract a lot of mother f***in' attention!

Mike Lowrey:
You know what, I need to jump over this car and smack you in your peasy ass head that's what I need to do.

Marcus Burnett:
Well, you know what you're arguin' over a mother f***in' french fry.

Mike Lowrey:
It's not about the french fry, it's about your lack of respect for other people's property!

White Carjacker:
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey!

Black Carjacker:
Shut the f*** up!

Marcus Burnett:
[to Black Carjacker] Hold the f*** on! [to Mike] You want some bad enough, come get some!

[Marcus suddenly throws coke in the Black Carjacker's face and kicks him in the crotch, while Mike punches the White Carjacker in the face]

Marcus Burnett:
[Pointing gun at the Black Carjacker, who is on the ground] You like that sh*t? Wesley Snipes, "Passenger 57"! Now gimme a motherfuckin' Handy Wipe!

Mike Lowrey:
[Pointing gun at the White Carjacker, who is on the ground] Now let's hear one of those jokes, b*tch.