The Big Lebowski1998

Donny:
[Runs over to Walter and Dude] They posted the next round for the tournament!

Walter Sobchak:
Donny, shut the f— When do we play?

Donny:
This Saturday. Quintana and—

Walter Sobchak:
Saturday? Well, they'll have to reschedule.

The Dude:
Walter, what am I gonna tell Lebowski?

Walter Sobchak:
I told that f*** down at the league office … Who's in charge of scheduling?

The Dude:
Walter …

Donny:
Burkhalter.

Walter Sobchak:
I told that kraut a f***ing thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

The Dude:
Walter …

Donny:
They already posted it.

Walter Sobchak:
WELL, THEY CAN F***ING UNPOST IT!

The Dude:
Who gives a sh*t?! They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski?

Walter Sobchak:
C'mon, Dude - Uh, eventually she'll get tired of her little game and, you know, wander on back.

Donny:
How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?

Walter Sobchak:
I'm Shomer Shabbos.

Donny:
What's that, Walter?

The Dude:
Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?!

Walter Sobchak:
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't f***ing ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as sh*t DON'T F***ING ROLL!

Donny:
Sheesh.

Walter Sobchak:
SHOMER SHABBOS!

The Dude:
Walter, how am I going to—

Walter Sobchak:
Shomer f***ing Shabbos.

The Dude:
Oh, f***! That's it, I'm outta here.

Walter Sobchak:
Come on, Dude … [rolls his eyes at Donny] (mouths) What a f***ing baby …

[Donny nods]