The Blues Brothers1980

Jake:
Five grand? No problem, we'll have it for you in the morning. Let's go, Elwood.

Penguin:
No, no! I will not take your filthy stolen money!

Jake:
Well, then, I guess you're really up Sh*t Creek.

[The Penguin smacks Jake with her ruler.]

Penguin:
I beg your pardon; what did you just say?

Jake:
First, I offered to help you.

Penguin:
Mmmmm...

Jake:
Then you refused to take our money.

Penguin:
Mmmhmmm...

Jake:
Then I said, "I guess you're really up Sh*t Creek".

[The Penguin promptly smacks him again.]

Elwood:
Christ, Jake. Take it easy man.

[The Penguin hits Elwood]

Jake:
Oh, sh*t!

[The Penguin hits Jake]

Elwood:
Jesus Christ!

[The Penguin hits Elwood]

Jake:
Sh*t!

[Upon being kicked out of the orphanage, Elwood & Jake both take a tumble down the stairs]

Elwood & Jake:
Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow! F***! F***! F***ing cock! F***! F***! F***!

Penguin:
You two are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you both. It saddens and hurts me that the two young men whom I raised to believe in the Ten Commandments have returned to me as two thieves with filthy mouths, disgusting lies, and bad attitudes. Get out! And don't come back... until you've redeemed yourselves.