Borat2006

Borat:
What is a 'not' jokes?

Pat Haggerty:
A 'not' joke is when we're trying to make fun of something and what we do is, we make a statement that we pretend is true but at the end, we say 'not,' which means it's not true.

Borat:
So teach me how to make one.

Pat Haggerty:
Alright. What color is your suit?

Borat:
This suit is gray.

Pat Haggerty:
Gray. I would call it blue, okay?

'Borat:
It's gray.

Pat Haggerty:
Alright, it's blue-gray. But it...

Borat:
Well, it's more gray.

Pat Haggerty:
It's certainly not black, right? Alright, let's say it's gray. But it's not...

Borat:
It is gray.

Pat Haggerty:
Okay, so a 'not' joke, I would say, 'That suit is black. Not!'

Borat:
This-a suit is NOT BLACK!

Pat Haggerty:
No, no, 'not' has to be at the end.

Borat:
Oh, okay.

Pat Haggerty:
Okay.

Borat:
This suit is black not.

Pat Haggerty:
This suit is black. Pause. You know what a pause is?

Borat:
Yes.

Pat Haggerty:
This suit is black. Not!

Borat:
This suit is black, pause, not.

Pat Haggerty:
No, you don't say 'pause.' This suit is black... That's a pause. Not!

Borat:
This suit is black...

Pat Haggerty:
Okay, um... I don't... I don't...I'm not quite...

Borat:
...Not!