Alice in Wonderland1951

Alice:
Oh, dear, everything is so confusing.

Caterpillar:
It is not.

Alice:
Well, it is to me.

Caterpillar:
Why?

Alice:
Well, I can't remember things like I used to, and...

Caterpillar:
Recite.

Alice:
Hm? Oh! Oh, yes, sir. Um, how doth the little bumblebee improve each...

Caterpillar:
Stop. That is not spoken correctically. It goes: How... [realizes nothing is coming out of his pipe and notices one of his set of hands grasping on the tube, clogging it; it slaps the hands to get it off the pipe; Alice giggles a bit, but the Caterpillar gives Alice a displeasing look] How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheer... [shakes a bit] How cheer... [notices one set of feet teetering on the leaf he's sitting on; he grabs them and puts them back on the leaf; Alice giggles again] How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.

Alice:
Well, I must say, I've never heard it that way before.

Caterpillar:
I know. I have improoooved it.