Austin Powers in Goldmember2002

[{}=Japanese translations]

Mr. Roboto:
{I am president of Roboto Industries. My name is Mr. Roboto.}

Austin:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. {Thank you, Mr. Roboto} [in English] I thank you.

Foxxy:
{Thank you for seeing us on such short notice.}

Austin:
You speak Japanese?

Foxxy:
A little.

Austin:
Well, you might be a cunning linguist. but I'm a master debater.

[both laugh, then Austin turns to Mr. Roboto]

Austin:
I'm looking for my father. He was kidnapped.

Mr. Roboto:
[holds out a mushroom to Austin] {Please eat some sh*t.}

Austin:
"Please eat" what?!

Foxxy:
Wait. [removes the white cups revealing rest of subtitle] He said: "Please eat some shiitake mushrooms".

Austin:
Tell me, what do you know about my father's whereabouts?

Mr. Roboto:
Hmm... [walks up to his bookcase] {Your ass is happy.}

Austin:
"Your ass is happy"?

Foxxy:
No. [pulls down a bookcase cover, revealing the rest of the subtitle] He said: "Your assignment is an unhappy one".

Austin:
Oh!

Mr. Roboto:
[to a Japanese woman in white] {I have a huge rod.}

[the woman gasps]

Austin:
Nice potty-mouth, dirt bag!

Mr. Roboto:
[repeats line and moves away from woman, revealing I have a huge rodent problem.]

Austin:
Oh.

Mr. Roboto:
{A little off the topic but unfortunate nonetheless.}

Austin:
Yes. Quite off-topic, thank you very much.

Mr. Roboto:
Why don't I just speak in English?

Austin:
That would be a good idea, now, wouldn't it? That way, I wouldn't misread the subtitles, making it look like you're saying things that are dirty.