Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery1997

Stars: Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley, Michael York, Mimi Rogers
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Sci-Fi
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 89 minutes

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Dr. Evil:
Gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. Its been 30 years, but I'm back. Everything's gone perfectly to plan except one small flaw. Due to a technical error by my henchman Mustafa, complications arose in the unfreezing process.

Mustafa:
But my design was perfect.

Dr. Evil:
Look what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth!

[he reveals that Mr. Bigglesworth is now hairless]

Mustafa:
But, Dr. Evil, we were unable to anticipate feline complications due to the reanimation process.

Dr. Evil:
Silence! [pushes a button; Mustafa's chair tilts back dropping him into the pit of fire] Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure. [Mustafa can be heard moaning from an air vent] Gentlemen, lets get down to business. [Mustafa's moans continue] We've got a lot of work to do.

Mustafa:
Someone help me! I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned.

Dr. Evil:
Some of you I know, some of you I'm meeting for the first time.

Mustafa:
Hello, up there! Anyone?! Can someone call an ambulance? I'm in quite a lot of pain.

Dr. Evil:
Okay, you've all been gathered here to form my evil cabinet-- [Mustafa starts again] Excuse me. [picks up his phone and talks to a henchmen on the other line] Yes, he's down there.

Henchman:
[almost inaudible] Is he dead yet?

Dr. Evil:
No. Not dead. Burnt, badly.

Henchman:
Would you like me to take care of him, possibly with a gun?

Dr. Evil:
Yes.

Henchman:
Kill him?

Dr. Evil:
Right. [hangs up]

Mustafa:
If somebody can open the retrieval hatch, down here I can get out. See, I designed this device myself-- [a hatch is heard opening] - Oh, hi. Good. I'm glad you found me. Listen. I'm very badly burned, so if you could just-- [a gunshot fires] You shot me!

Dr. Evil:
Okay, moving on.

Mustafa:
You shot me right in the arm! Why did-- [another gunshot fires; all is silent for a moment, then the hatch is heard closing]

Dr. Evil:
Right.

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