Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me1999

Stars: Mike Myers, Heather Graham, Michael York, Robert Wagner
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 95 minutes

"I put the grrr in swinger, baby!" a deliciously randy Austin Powers coos near the beginning of The Spy Who Shagged Me, and if the imagination of Austin creator Mike Myers seems to have sagged a bit, his energy surely hasn't. This friendly, go-for-b… more »



Johnson:
[notices Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better take a look at this radar.

Colonel:
What is it, son?

Johnson:
I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--

[cut to the sky in two jets]

Jet Pilot:
Dick!

Dick:
Yeah?

Pilot:
Take a look outta starboard.

Dick:
Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--

[cut to a forest with 2 birdwatchers]

Bird-Watching Woman:
Pecker!

Bird-Watching Man:
[raises his binoculars] Oh, where?

Bird-Watching Woman:
Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--

[cut to a boot camp]

Army Sergeant:
PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--

[cut to a baseball game]

Umpire:
2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous--

[cut to a Chinese school]

Teacher:
Wang! Pay attention!

Wang:
I was distracted by that enormous flying--

[cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist]

Musician:
Willie.

Willie:
Yeah?

Musician:
What's that?

Willie:
[looks up] Well, it looks like a giant--

[cut back to headquarters]

Colonel:
Johnson!

Johnson:
Yes, sir!

Colonel:
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!

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