Fantastic Four2005

Reporter:
So what can you tell us about the outfit?

Johnny:
(on tv) Not too much, but I will say that it's all weather and no leather. Kind of Armani meets Astronaut.

(Ben, Sue, and Reed stare at the wall-sized TV, mouths agape.)

Sue:
He didn't.

Ben:
Oh, yes he did. Flame-boy never listens.

Sue:
What did he do to his uniform?

(Reed looks down at his own uniform, to Johnny's uniform on the TV, which has the same insignia, and surreptitiously tries to cover his insignia with his jacket)

Reporter:
So what are your superhero names?

Johnny:
They call me the Human Torch. Ladies call me Torch.

Reporter:
What about the rest of the team?

Johnny:
[points to a visual] That's the Invisible Girl.

Sue:
'Girl'..?

Reporter:
That's easy to remember. And Reed Richards? I heard they call him Mr. Fantastic. And can he really stretch any part of his anatomy?

(Cheers from the female members of the public behind them)

Johnny:
Well, I've always found him to be a little limp.

(Another cheer from the people behind them)

Ben:
Could be worse.

Reporter:
What is that? What is that thing?

Johnny:
That's it. The Thing. If you think that's bad you should have seen him before.

Ben:
Okay – now I'm gonna go kill him.