Evan Almighty

Evan Almighty2007

Stars: Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman, Lauren Graham, Johnny Simmons
Genre: Comedy, Family, Fantasy
Rating: PG
Runtime: 96 minutes

Evan Almighty is the 2007 sequel to Bruce Almighty about a former TV newsman who, after being elected to Congress, is commanded to build an ark by God because of an oncoming flood. more »

Evan:
Do we have anything unleavened?

Joan:
Yeah, we do. It's in the back, next to the frankincense and myrrh. We have a fancy name for it in this century. It's called pita.

Evan:
Got it.

Joan:
Evan, what is happening to you?(Evan is about to take a bite from the bread but Joan takes it from him)

Joan:
Don't! No! Just put it down! Look at you! The hair? Are you on something? Is it a mega-growth hormon? What?(Evan remains silent)

Joan:
Evan, talk to me(Evan takes a deep breath)

Evan:
I'm building an ark.

Joan:
What does that mean?

Evan:
God appeared to me and told me to build an ark.He said it was going to be a flood and that I should be prepared.Whenever I shave, my beard grows right back out. My hair grows longer every day. This robe...(Joan now close to tears, looks worryingly at Evan in his robe)

Evan:
God sent me the robe. He thought it would be funny.I actually think it's really comfortable, that's why I'm wearing it.

Joan:
(slowly, trying to hide her worry) The beard, the robe. You're Noah?

Evan:
(slightly nodding) Yeah, kind of.(Dylan walks into the room)

Dylan:
Mom?

Joan:
Not now, Noah! Dylan.

Dylan:
Okay...(He leaves the room)(Joan looks back at Evan and takes a deep breath)

Joan:
We left everything behind to come here. Maybe that's put to much pressure on you. I don't know. (Getting emotional) But this has got to stop! Please! You're scaring me. The boys need their father back and I need my husband back!

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