Evan Almighty

Evan Almighty2007

Stars: Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman, Lauren Graham, Johnny Simmons
Genre: Comedy, Family, Fantasy
Rating: PG
Runtime: 96 minutes

Evan Almighty is the 2007 sequel to Bruce Almighty about a former TV newsman who, after being elected to Congress, is commanded to build an ark by God because of an oncoming flood. more »

Do we have anything unleavened?

Yeah, we do. It's in the back, next to the frankincense and myrrh. We have a fancy name for it in this century. It's called pita.

Got it.

Evan, what is happening to you?(Evan is about to take a bite from the bread but Joan takes it from him)

Don't! No! Just put it down! Look at you! The hair? Are you on something? Is it a mega-growth hormon? What?(Evan remains silent)

Evan, talk to me(Evan takes a deep breath)

I'm building an ark.

What does that mean?

God appeared to me and told me to build an ark.He said it was going to be a flood and that I should be prepared.Whenever I shave, my beard grows right back out. My hair grows longer every day. This robe...(Joan now close to tears, looks worryingly at Evan in his robe)

God sent me the robe. He thought it would be funny.I actually think it's really comfortable, that's why I'm wearing it.

(slowly, trying to hide her worry) The beard, the robe. You're Noah?

(slightly nodding) Yeah, kind of.(Dylan walks into the room)


Not now, Noah! Dylan.

Okay...(He leaves the room)(Joan looks back at Evan and takes a deep breath)

We left everything behind to come here. Maybe that's put to much pressure on you. I don't know. (Getting emotional) But this has got to stop! Please! You're scaring me. The boys need their father back and I need my husband back!

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