Genre: Animation, Comedy, Family
Runtime: 95 minutes
[A minion named Lance drinks something purple out of an Erlenmeyer flask; suddenly he starts floating upwards]
We've been working on this for a while. It's a... anti-gravity serum.
[notices he is drifting towards an open window; terrified] Ooh, ooh, ooh, melomo, aah! [disappears into the sky]
I meant to close that. He'll be all right, I'm sure.
Do the effects wear off?
Uh, so far... [looks up at ten Minions floating about on the ceiling] No. No, they don't… and here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered. [shoots a Minion named Max with the fart gun, knocking him out]
No, no, no. I said dart gun, not– [stops and starts fanning the scent away] Okay.
Oh! Yes. 'Cause I was wondering... under what circumstances would we use this? But anyway... [puts the fart gun away] ...What I really wanted to show you was this. [shows Gru a dozen cookies, which are actually spider-like robots]
[delighted] Now those are cookie robots!
[suddenly disturbs Gru and Nefario; singing] La, la, la... I love unicorns...
What are you doing here? I told you to stay in the kitchen.
We got bored. What is this place?!
[about the liquid in a beaker] Can I drink this?
[taking the beaker] Do you want to explode?! [Edith kicks Dr. Nefario in the shin and he yowls in pain] GRU!
Get back in the kitchen!
Will you play with us?
Because I'm busy.
Um... okay, okay, you got me. The dentist thing is more of a hobby. In real life, I am a spy. And it is top secret and you may not tell anybody! Because if you do...
What does this do? [Edith accidentally shoots the laser gun of Agnes' unicorn toy, scorching it; once Agnes lifts it, it crumbles to dust, she gasps]
My unicorn! You have to fix it!
Fix it? Look, it has been disintegrated, by definition, it cannot be fixed.
[Agnes gasps, then starts holding her breath]
That's freaking me out. What is she doing?
She's gonna hold her breath until she gets a new one.
[sighs; to Agnes] It is just a toy. Now stop it.
[Agnes keeps holding her breath, then her eyes roll up and she passes out on the floor]
Okay, Okay! I'll fix it! [into microphone] Tim! Mark! Phil! [three minions immediately arrive in pneumatic tubes] This is very important. You have to get the little girl a new unicorn toy.
Eh? Papoi? Bakanana papoi?
No-no-no-no-no. Pa-poy. [rolls his eyes]
Ah, Papoy! [Phil chuckles]
Hey, hey, hey! A toy!
Da, da, da. Papoy. [scoffs]
Go, and hurry! [the three minions walk off]
What are those?
They are my... [Dr. Nefario looks at him; thinking] ...cousins. Jerry! Stuart! [two other Minions come in] Watch them and keep them away from me, please.
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