Despicable Me2010

Margo:
Just so you know, you're never gonna be my dad.

Gru:
Hmm... I think I can live with that.

Edith:
Are these beds made out of bombs?

Gru:
Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn.

Edith:
[proudly] Cool.

Agnes:
Will you read us a bedtime story?

Gru:
No.

Agnes:
But we can't go to sleep without a bedtime story.

Gru:
Well then it's going to be a long night for you, isn't it? So good night, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite. Because... there are literally thousands of them. [beats, then whispers sinisterly] Oh, and there's probably something in your closet. [closes the door and chuckles]

Margo:
He's just kidding, Agnes.

[all of a sudden, the door opens, and a tall, sinister bug-looking creature walks; Agnes covers herself in her blanket in fright; as the "bedbug" trips, we see it's actually Tim, Mark and Phil returning from their trip in the grocery; Phil walks up to Agnes and hands her a makeshift unicorn toy:
a toilet brush with googly eyes, an ice cream cone for her horn, and a Ping-Pong ball with a smiley face drawn on it for her muzzle]

Phil:
Es para tú. Papoy.

Agnes:
It's beautiful.

[She kisses Phil on the goggles; Phil's heart is filled with an unknown happy feeling as he leaves with Tim and Mark.]