Hotel Transylvania2012

[Drac, in bat form, is carrying Johnny and heads out the window]

Johnny:
If I put my hand in the Invisible Man's mouth, would it disappear?

Mavis:
[suddenly appears] Hi!

Drac:
[surprised] Mavey! Wh-what are you doing, my sweet little blood orange? Our friend was just leaving.

Johnny:
Yeah, he was flying me out the window.

Drac:
[nervously laughs, then takes Johnny back inside] This guy is so funny. [turns into human and moves Johnny away from the window] Oh, look there's something on your face. [to Johnny, in a soft tense tone] Play along if you ever want to see your precious backpack. [Mavis flies in through the window and turns back into her human form]

Johnny:
[amazed] Whoa. So, wait, you didn't have any clothes on when you were a bat or were they bat-sized?

Mavis:
[looking slightly freaked out] Who exactly is that?

Drac:
[whimpers while thinking of a lie, then...] Honey bat, you see... it's your birthday, and you know, I want you to have the bestest, specialest party of your life, so… well… I... needed some help.

Mavis:
You needed help?

Drac:
Well, look, I am pretty good, but I thought that it would be even more bestest, specialest if someone closer to your age helped plan the party.

Mavis:
[excited, to Johnny] You're my age?

Johnny:
Sure! Uh, well, how old are you?

Mavis:
118.

Johnny:
[hysterical] 100 and–!? [Drac elbows him] Ugh! [strained] Yeah, uh… I'm 121.

Mavis:
[excited] Really?

Johnny:
[nods] Mmm-hmmm.

Drac:
[to Mavis] You see? Everything is very, very normal. I'm throwing a party and he is helping.