Hotel Transylvania2012

[Frank spots Johnny and threateningly advances toward him, and Drac gets in his way]

Frankie:
[points at Johnny] Who is that?

Johnny:
[whispering to Drac] Are these monsters gonna kill me?

Drac:
[whispering to Johnny] Not as long as they think you're a monster.

Johnny:
Huh? That's kinda racist.

Drac:
We'll talk later.

[Johnny is imitating Frank]

Frank:
[to Drac about Johnny] Is… is he making fun of me?

Drac:
No, no! Of course not, because he's... [stops Johnny from imitating]

Mavis:
He's your cousin, Johnny-stein.

Drac:
[playing along] Yes, yes, yes!

Frank:
I don't have no cousin.

Drac:
No, no, you do. He's your 6th cousin, 3 times removed.

Johnny-stein:
[holds up his right arm] On your right arm's side.

Frank:
[to his right arm] You have a cousin?

Drac:
Frank, if your arm can talk, it would tell you that the original owner of your arm had a brother...

Johnny-stein:
...Who married a woman...

Drac:
...Who was... [makes killing gesture]

Johnny-stein:
...For strangling a pig.

Frank:
I have pig strangling blood in my arm!? That's kinda cool. [to Johnny] Well, Cuz, great to meetcha. [shakes Johnny's hand, but his whole body's shaken multiple times hitting the floor]

[Mavis giggles]

Griffin:
[approaches] So, what brings you here, Johnny?

Johnny:
[frightened] Ahh! What was that?! (Oh, you're the Invisible Man, right?)

Griffin:
Oh, sorry. I should really clear my throat before I speak. (And yes, I am, but... call me "Griffin".) Anyway, what brings you here?

Johnny:
[nervous] Oh, uh... Party Planner?

Drac:
[playing along] Yes! I've recruited Mister, uh... Stein here to help me with Mavis' birthday party.

Murray:
Wait a minute. You asked someone to help you?

Wayne:
Captain Control Freak?

Drac:
It's "Count"… and yes, I thought having a Mavis contemporary would be useful.

Johnny:
Yeah, he totally needed a fresher perspective. [Dracula glares at him]

Wayne:
Okay, Johnny. Mr. Tight Coffin over here was planning to have these powdered lame-o's play at the party.

[Zombies sigh]

Frank:
So, anyways, we thought we could liven things up a bit.

Johnny:
Whoa! You all play? Let's check you guys out!

[Murray and Frank are singing]

Frank:
[singing] Girl, I can't believe it's your big night

[Griffin is playing the drums]

Murray:
[singing] Seems like only yesterday, you were eating mosquitos

All:
[singing] But now your eating frogs and mice

Frank:
[singing] Scarfing them down like Doritos

All:
[singing] Tell me, where did the time go, girl?

Johnny:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, guys. Stop. That's cute, but kinda old school.

Drac:
Yes, thank you, Johnny.

Johnny: You got to totally tempo things up. Here let me show you. Werewolf man, give me a jam! [Wayne gives him a "jam".] 2, 3, 4! [singing] Vampire girl with the fangy fangs Hair real cute with the bangy bangs Little princess gonna be a queen Legal bat lady turning 118, say 118!

Audience:
118!

Johnny:
Yeah! Stage dive! [stage dives to the floor] Awesome!

Mavis:
I'm so blown away right now!

Frank:
I think my cuz is gonna make this the best party ever!

Murray:
Yeah! Maybe he can find a way to get me some chicks.

Audience:
We should do a dance contest.

Drac:
We're not doing any of that! We've got to stay on schedule, alright?

Mavis:
[to her dad] Alright, Dad! Alright. Johnny, you're coming, too?

Johnny:
I don't know. Is it cool with Dracula?

All:
Johnny, come with us.