Hotel Transylvania 22015

[Dennis/Denisovich and the Drac Pack are driving in the car.]

Denisovich/Dennis:
Where we going, Papa Drac?

Drac:
Oh, Denisovich! We're going to have an adventure. A monster-y adventure!

Dennis:
Yay, monsters! We're gonna eat cake!

Wayne:
[confused] What'd he say?

Drac:
No, no cake on this monster trip!

Dennis:
No cake cebause Kakie says too much cake makes tummy ache. Yay! A monster always shares.

[A short pause.]

Griffin:
Wow.

Wayne:
We may need more than a week.

Frank:
Hey, you know who could fix the kid in a snap? Vlad.

Drac:
[annoyed] What? We don't need to call Vlad. We got this. [in a warmer tone] Eh, you see, Denisovich. Monsters are nice, just like you… but when the moon comes out, the real monster fun begins, being scary! Right, guys? [On the radio, "Worth It" by Fifth Harmony is playing and Frank, Wayne, Murray, and Griffin all dance along to it.] Guys? Guys! [shuts off the radio] What is wrong with you?

Frank:
Come on. Everybody likes that song.

Drac:
We're not everybody! We're scary monsters, remember? [puts a CD in the car's player.]

Griffin:
Hey, what are you putting in?

Drac:
Oh, it's an audio book - Bigfoot's Life Story. He reads it himself.

Woman on CD:
Chapter 1. [Bigfoot growls slowly on radio]

[They listen to the growling and it is revealed that Blobby is still happily listening to "Worth It" on his headphones in the adjoining rascal.]