Hotel Transylvania 22015

[Drac just saved Dennis from falling from the condemned tower]

Dana:
Oh, dear! Oh, my devil! We're gonna have to report this!

Drac:
You mean to the papers? I guess it was pretty cool, but I'm not about getting press.

Dana:
No, sir, I mean to the authorities. I cannot report child endangerment.

Drac:
Whoa, listen to me. That was fun! Your singing is child endangerment!

[Meanwhile, on top of the tower]

Wayne:
Should we should go down and help him?

Frank:
Nope, I told him this was nuts. He's on his own! (And as for Dennis, he's gonna need more time.) [leans on the tower, causing it to fall over] (Uh, oh.)

[Back to Drac and Dana]

Dana:
We have to call the boy's mother.

Drac:
No, that ain't happening! His mother's already nutsy cuckoo!

Dana:
(Well, either way,) I have to follow protocol!

Drac:
[stares into Dana's eyes, glowing red; hypnotic] You will not follow protocol.

Dana:
[unphased] (Yes, I will... because) I'm a vampire. I can't be hypnotized.

Drac:
[back to normal] Uh, right. (I forgot vampires can't hypnotized each other.)

Dana:
Now, please, don't make me call the police!

Drac:
No one's calling nobody!

[The tower finally collapses on the campfire, lighting it and Frank.]

Frank:
Fire!

Murray:
Stop, drop and roll! Stop, drop and roll!

Wayne:
Screaming's not helping!

[The camp kids take out marshmallows on sticks, cheer and start coming to the fire to roast them; Dennis has a sad look]

Dennis:
Are we bad guys, Papa Drac?

Drac:
Bad? No! You're the best kid in the world! We didn't start the fire. It was the tower. [scolding to Dana] That's a very unsafe tower! You're lucky we don't call the authorities! [to Dennis as he puts him over his shoulders] Let's go, my hero!

Dennis:
Cebause I'm Batman! To the Batmobile!

Drac:
Yes, to the–