George of the Jungle1997

Thor:
No, Max. Forget about it. I do not want to listen to anymore of your ideas.

Max:
You'll like this one. We're gonna steal Georgie-Boy's talking ape.

Thor:
You mean, back up the mountain?

Max:
Thor, that ape is our ticket out of poaching and into show business. Think about it. We got a talking ape. What do Sigfried and Roy have?

Thor:
Sequins?

Max:
Exactly. Get ready for room service, mate, and girls. We're getting our ape and going to Vegas. By next weekend, we'll be headlining at the Tropicana. Nobody is gonna stop us.

Thor:
Right. George of the Jungle must be halfway to Frisco by now.

[Cut to George in San Francisco]

Narrator:
Ah, but the plotting poachers were only half-correct, for at that very moment, our handsome hero was all the way to San Francisco.