Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite2004

Stars: Jon Heder, Jon Gries, Aaron Ruell, Efren Ramirez
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG
Runtime: 96 minutes

Napoleon Dynamite, a lovable, unpopular high school age guy who just wants to fit in. There's Deb, the girl who keeps showing up with her crap on the front porch. There's Kip, Napoleon's geek brother who's searching for love. There's Rico, Napoleon'… more »



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Don:
[playing kickball] Hey, Napoleon. Did you wet the bed last night?

Napoleon:
Hey, Don. Did you take a dump in your bed last night?

Don:
I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up.

Napoleon:
Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up?

Don:
What did you just say?

Napoleon:
Whatever I feel like I wanna say!

Don:
Did you just say something about my mom?

Napoleon:
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't!

Don:
Do you wanna die, Napoleon?

Napoleon:
Yeah, right. Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?

Don:
[steps up to Napoleon] Step up, Napoleon.

[Napoleon slaps him, then runs away.]

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