The Nutty Professor1996

Buddy Love:
[arriving to "The Scream" for his date] You are too fine to be giving me curbside service!

Carla Purdy:
[angrily] I'm not, I'm leaving.

Buddy Love:
What are you talking about leaving? We just got here!

Carla Purdy:
No, you just got here, I've been waiting for you for almost an hour!

Buddy Love:
Hey, now they say anticipation helps make the appetite grow stronger, if you know what I mean.

Carla Purdy:
Anticipate the night alone.

Buddy Love:
Hey, hey, let's just have a meal together! Why you leaving? Hey-what, do you want me to beg you?! I get down on my knees! I'm begging in front of all these people! You think I care that all these people are watching? I'm sorry! I'M SORRY!!! I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW THAT I WAS LATE, AND I'M SORRY!!! My car ran out of gas! I needed fresh drawers! My mother's sick! The car broke down on the street! I'm so sorry!

Carla Purdy:
[embarrassed] Buddy, get up.

Buddy Love:
No, listen, you gotta hear me out! Now, I am sorry! I don't know why this happened tonight! Of all nights, this has to happen to me tonight! WHYYYY?!

Carla Purdy:
Okay.

Buddy Love:
WHYYYYYY?!

Carla Purdy:
Okay!

Buddy Love:
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

Carla Purdy:
Okay, okay, okay!!!

Buddy Love:
[instantly changes mood] Okay good, let's eat! I am SO hungry. Hey, don't let the tears fool you, I'm a tooth chipper.