Mallrats

Mallrats1995

Stars: Shannen Doherty, Jeremy London, Jason Lee, Claire Forlani
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rating: Unrated
Runtime: 94 minutes

Sophomore jinx hit hard in this second film by Kevin Smith, whose debut Clerks transcended the limits of its setting and budget to become something memorably funny. (Smith followed Mallrats with the wonderful Chasing Amy, so Mallrats definitely had … more »



Brodie:
You have my Punisher War Journal #6, my copy of "Fletch" and the remote control to my TV. Now, I know it's going to be hard to give this stuff up because of it's sentimental attachment--

Rene:
Sentimental attachment? Look, if I have any of that crap it's because you brought it over to my house and left it there.

Brodie:
Okay, then let's talk about coming up with a schedule for visitation rights.

Rene:
For what?

Brodie:
For the mall. I figure you can take the odd days, I'll take the even days and weekends. When there's any special feature like a sidewalk sale--

Rene:
Brodie, Brodie--

Brodie:
--or a boat show--

Rene:
Brodie! I've always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you asked me to do a striptease to the theme of "Mighty Mouse", I said "Okay". When we were at that hotel prom night and you asked me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did it. And even when we were at my grandmother's funeral when you told most of my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let it slide. [Grabs Brodie by the ear] But if you think I'm gonna suffer any more of your sh*t with a smile now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious f***ing disappointment.

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