Mean Girls2004

Janis:
That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.

Damian:
She asked me how to spell "orange."

[Cady snickers]

Janis:
And that little one? That's Gretchen Wieners.

Damian:
She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.

Janis:
Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.

Damian:
That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

Janis:
And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that.

Damian:
She's the queen bee. The star. Those other two are just her little workers.

Janis:
Regina George... How do I even begin to explain Regina George?

Emma Gerber:
Regina George is flawless.

Lea Edwards:
She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.

Mathlete Tim Pak:
I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.

Amber D'Alessio:
I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.

Kristen Hadley:
Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.

Short girl:
One time, she met John Stamos on a plane.

Jessica Lopez:
And he told her she was pretty.

Bethany Byrd:
One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.