Megamind2010

Minion:
Well you seem in a very good mood tonight, sir.

Megamind:
Ha? How long is this going to take, Minion?

Minion:
Just a few alterations, sir, and I will be done with your most terrifying cape yet! I’m calling it the Black Mambaaaaa…!

Megamind:
Black Mamba. Perfect! Ooh, gosh, I am running late. I have to go.

Minion:
What? Where are you going, sir? We have our debut battle with Titan tomorrow morning. We haven't even tested your big battle suit yet!

Megamind:
You attend to the details, Minion. I have to... run a quick errand.

Minion:
[suspicious] You don't run errands. What's going on here?

Megamind:
What?

Minion:
Oh, wait a minute! [sniffs Megamind suspiciously] Are you wearing "Jean Paul Gaultier's Pour Homme"?

Megamind:
It's just my natural musk. Now, where the car keys? Ah!

Minion:
[grabs them] Ah ah-ah-ah! This is about Ms. Ritchi, isn't it? You're going on a date with her!

Megamind:
What? [laughs] No, my main man! Get out of town!

Minion:
Oh, this is bad… this is bad! You've fallen in love with her!

Megamind:
You are forgetting your place, Minion. Now give me the keys! [groans]

Minion:
[stretches the arm in which his hand is holding the car key, scoffs] What happens when Roxanne finds out who you really are?

Megamind:
She'll never find out! That's the point of "lying". [pushes a button on Minion’s robotic body which makes his stretched arm fall, grabs the keys] Honestly, if I didn't know any better, I'd think this was your first day of being evil.

Minion:
No! [turns the car invisible] This has gone far enough! [drops the keys in his fishbowl head]

Megamind:
Oh, that was really grown up!

Minion:
Sir, sir, please. It's for your own good.

Megamind:
Oh, what do you know?!

Minion:
I may not know much, but I do know this - the bad guy doesn't get the girl!

Megamind:
Well, maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore!

[Minion screams in absolute shock at what Megamind has just said]

Megamind:
[looks around sheepishly] You heard me?!

Minion:
[whispers in disgust] Who are you...?

Megamind:
Now, give me the keys!

Minion:
No! [turns the car visible] My sole purpose in life is to look after you!

Megamind:
Well, I don't need you to look after me!

Minion:
[visibly hurt] What are you...? What are you saying, you don't... need me?

Megamind:
Let me make it clear. Code - I don't need you!

Minion:
You know what, you know what?! [ejects the keys out his fishbowl head; they land on the car and Megamind picks them up] Code - I'll just pack my thing and go! [puts fish food in a lunchbox]

Megamind:
Code - fine!

Minion:
Code - fine back! [gets on his scooter and begins to leave] Well, good luck on your date!

Megamind:
I will!

Minion:
That doesn't even make any sense!

Megamind:
I know!