Megamind2010

Megamind:
Were you even planning to show up? [notices all the items Hal "has"] What's this? Where did you get all this stuff?

Titan:
[whispers] It doesn't belong to me.

Megamind:
You stole it!?

Titan:
Pretty cool, right?

Megamind:
No, no, no, no! You're a hero!

Titan:
Being a hero is for losers. It's work, work, work, 24/7, and for what? I only took the gig to get the girl and it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to with me.

Megamind:
Roxanne Ritchi?

Titan:
Yeah, Roxanne Ritchi. I saw her having dinner and making googly eyes at some intellectual dweeb.

Megamind:
Oh…

Titan:
Who needs all that noise? That's why I think we... should team up.

Megamind:
You... Wait, what?

Titan:
With my power and your... big-headedness, we could rule the city!

Megamind:
You want to team up?!

Titan:
Yeah, I even drew up new costume designs. See?

Megamind:
Costume designs?

Titan:
You'd be the brains, so you get a little brain wearing glasses on your costume or something, and since I'm the cool one, I'd have, like, 2 tanks sword fighting–

[Megamind backs off in absolute disbelief]

Megamind:
I can't believe you. All your gifts, all your powers, and you... you squander them for your own personal gain!

Titan:
Yes!

Megamind:
No! I'm the villain, you're the good guy! I do something bad and you come and get me! That's why I created you!

Titan:
Yeah, right. You're nuts! Space Dad told me–

Megamind:
Look, I'm your Space Dad! [transforms into Hal's Space Dad in front of him] You should be more like Metro Man.

Titan:
Ah! You tricked me?

Megamind:
Oh, don't like that, huh? Well there's more! [transforms into Bernard as he slowly backs up into his giant robot battle suit] I'm also the "intellectual dweeb" dating Roxanne.

Titan:
No.

Megamind:
...And we were smooching up a storm! [makes kissing noises as he closes his giant robot battle suit]

Titan:
[enraged] When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna–

Megamind:
Yes, yes. I know. "...Bring me to justice." Oh, god. How'd I miss this? [Titan attacks him] And the hero strikes the first blow, but evil returns with a backhand!