Scream1996

Sidney Prescott:
[answering the phone] Tatum, just get in the car--

Phone Voice:
Hello, Sidney.

Sidney Prescott:
Uh, hi. Who is this?

Phone Voice:
You tell me.

Sidney Prescott:
Well, I have no idea.

Phone Voice:
Scary night, isn't it? With the murders and all, it's like right out of a horror movie or something.

Sidney Prescott:
[chuckles] Randy, you gave yourself away. Are you calling from work? 'Cause Tatum's on her way over.

Phone Voice:
Do you like scary movies, Sidney?

Sidney Prescott:
I like that thing you're doing with your voice, Randy. It's sexy.

Phone Voice:
What's your favorite scary movie?

Sidney Prescott:
Oh, come on. You know I don't watch that sh*t.

Phone Voice:
Why not? Too scared?

Sidney Prescott:
No, no. It's just, what's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act, who's always running up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. It's insulting.

Phone Voice:
Are you alone in the house?

Sidney Prescott:
Randy, that's so unoriginal. I'm disappointed in you.

Phone Voice:
Maybe that's because I'm not Randy.

Sidney Prescott:
[eyes widen] So, who are you?

Phone Voice:
The question isn't "Who am I?". The question is, "Where am I?"

Sidney Prescott:
S-s-so, where are you?

Phone Voice:
Your front porch.

Sidney Prescott:
Why would you be calling from my front porch?

Phone Voice:
That's the original part.

Sidney Prescott:
[checks front porch; no one seems to be there] Oh, yeah?  Well, I call your bluff. [goes outside, looks around, sees no one] So where are you?

Phone Voice:
Right here.

Sidney Prescott:
[looks around, sees no one] Can you see me right now?

Phone Voice:
Uh-huh.

Sidney Prescott:
Uh-huh, okay.[picks nose] What am I doing? Huh? What am I doing? Hello? [laughs] Nice try, Randy. Tell Tatum to hurry up, okay? Bye, now.

Phone Voice:
If you hang up on me, you'll die just like your mother! [Sidney's eyes widen in horror] Do you wanna die, Sidney? Your mother sure didn't.

Sidney Prescott:
F*** you, you cretin!