Scream 21997

Cici's Friend:
[on phone] I love those guys. Are they stlll together? I haven't seen It in, like three weeks.

Cici Cooper:
No, they broke up again.

Cici's Friend:
[on phone] Really?

Cici Cooper:
Mm-hmm. Sarah found out that Bailey slept with Gwen. She dumped him, like, two episodes ago.

Cici's Friend:
[on phone] I wish she'd get her sh*t together.

[phone rings, tied on her phone to her friend]

Cici Cooper:
Hold on. Someone's calling. [hangs up the call to her friend; shifts to talk to someone] Omega Beta Zeta.

Phone Voice:
Hello?

Cici Cooper:
Yes?

Phone Voice:
Who is this?

Cici Cooper:
Cici. Who's this?

Phone Voice:
Who do you think?

Cici Cooper:
Ted? Where are you? Are you drinking? Hold on. [shifts to her friend's call] Ted's on the other line. He sounds drunk. I'll call you back.

Cici's Friend:
[on phone] That sh*t only calls you when he's drunk. Don't go over there, Cici.

Cici Cooper:
Okay, All right. I'll call you back. [shifts back to someone's call] Okay, Ted. You sound loaded. What's up?

Phone Voice:
Who's Ted?

Cici Cooper:
Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. I thought you were someone else.

Phone Voice:
That's okay. I am.

Cici Cooper:
Who are you calling for? Nobody's here.

Phone Voice:
Where is everybody?

Cici Cooper:
We're cosponsorlng the acid rain mixer at Phi Gamma Alpha tonight.

Phone Voice:
Why aren't you there?

Cici Cooper:
I'm "sober sister". I need to be here in case a drunk sister calls and needs a ride.

Phone Voice:
That's too bad.

Cici Cooper:
"Drink with your brain." That's our motto. Who are you calling for?

Phone Voice:
What if I said you?

Cici Cooper:
What if I said goodbye?

Phone Voice:
Why would you want to do that?

Cici Cooper:
Why do you always answer a question with a question?

Phone Voice:
I'm inquisitive.

Cici Cooper:
Yeah, and I'm impatient. Look, do you want to leave a message for someone?

Phone Voice:
Do you want to die tonight, Cici?

[Cici's eyes widen in shock]