Simon Birch

Simon Birch1998

Director: Mark Steven Johnson
Stars: Joseph Mazzello, Oliver Platt, David Strathairn, Dana Ivey, Ian Michael Smith
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 114 minutes

This screen adaptation of John Irving's novel A Prayer for Owen Meany was appreciated much more by audiences than by the majority of disapproving critics. Irving's books have fared only moderately well on film, and while The World According to Gar… more »



[Joe and Simon are sitting on deck at the quarry.]

Simon Birch:
Marjorie's getting breasts.

Joe Wenteworth:
Yeah.

Simon Birch:
And soon they'll be b*obs.

Joe Wenteworth:
I know.

Simon Birch:
Maybe she'll let us touch 'em some time if we paid her.

Joe Wenteworth:
Why don't you ask her? [calling out to Marjorie] Oh, uh, Marjorie.

Simon Birch:
[embarrassed] Stop it! Stop it!

Joe Wenteworth:
Uh, Simon has a question for you.

Marjorie:
What is it, Simon?

Simon Birch:
Nothing. Goodbye.

Joe Wenteworth:
He wants to know, uh maybe if he paid you, could he touch your br-- [Simon stops Joe by grabbing his mouth to avoid further embarrassment]

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