Small Soldiers1998

Stars: David Cross, Jay Mohr, Alexandra Wilson, Denis Leary
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 110 minutes

Here's the pitch: "It's like Toy Story but these toys that come to life really kick butt!" That's essentially it for this breezy popcorn flick. In a very smart first 10 minutes, new toy-company owner Denis Leary tells his crew he wants toys "that pl… more »

[Fimple residence. Chip Hazard stumbles upon a bunch of Gwendy Dolls, causing the Commando Elite to see them]

Brick Bazooka:
Bombshells, sir.

Kip Killigan:
Fully posable. [he and Brick Bazooka laugh]

Brick Bazooka:
Hello, dolly.

[wolf whistle]

Butch Meathook:
Mmm-mmm. Sweet stuff. Hubba, hubba.

Link Static:
R&R, sir?

Brick Bazooka:
Request a three day pass, sir.

Chip Hazard:
Denied! [Brick Bazooka groans] Fellow soldiers, this is a new army. Those are reinforcements. Bring me the head of Nick Nitro, move. [Nick Nitro's body is brought to him] Soldier, your memory will live on. [pulls Nick Nitro's head off and begins cannibalizing it, to the Commando Elite discomforting]

Butch Meathook:

Link Static:
Ooh! Criminy.

Butch Meathook:
I think I'm gonna hurl.

Chip Hazard:
[reaching Nick Nitro's microprocessor chip] A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

[In a scene akin to Frankenstein, the chip is used to electrify and animate the Gwendy Dolls]

Brick Bazooka:
[laughing] It's alive! It's alive!

Gwendy Doll:
[walks to Chip Hazard] Hi there! Cannon Fodder Gwendy reporting for duty, sir! [salutes]

Chip Hazard:
[salutes] Carry on, soldier.

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