Spider-Man 32007

Eddie:
[to corrupt Peter, during his promotion party in his staff position] Well, good morning. It's a beautiful day, huh? What was that you said? I'd never get that picture? [points to his picture of Spider-Man robbing a bank] There's your hero.

Peter:
Huh. I never thought he'd really do that!

Eddie:
See? Right there. You made a judgment call. You gotta see it as it is.

Peter:
It's funny you should say that, because I was looking through some old photos and it looks very, uh... [straightens his collar] similar.

Eddie:
[chuckling] Okay. Well, I gotta get back to work.

Peter:
You're trash, Brock.

Eddie:
Excuse me?

Peter:
[hurling original picture with Brock's re-edit] You're picture's a fake.

Eddie:
Parker, you are such a boy scout. When are you gonna give a guy a break?

Peter:
[angrily shoves him against the picture shattering the glass] You want forgiveness? Get religion.

Robbie Robertson:
What's going on here?

Betty Brant:
Are you guys alright?

Eddie:
[fake chuckling] Yeah, we're just horsing around. [quietly to Peter] Look, I'm begging you: if you do this, I will lose everything. There won't be a paper in town that'll hire me.

Peter:
You should've thought of that earlier. [lets go of Eddie and walks towards Robbie]

Robbie:
What are you doing, Peter?

Peter:
[hands photos to Robbie] Show this to your editor. Tell him to check his source next time.

[Jameson looks at the fake photo Brock made and the original he faked it from]

Robbie:
[To Jameson] It's a fake. Empire State Photographic Department confirms it.

Jameson:
[To Brock, angrily] Pack your things. Get out of my building.

Eddie:
I was just–

Jameson:
You're FIRED!

Robbie:
[To Jameson, as Eddie leaves] You know we're gonna have to print a retraction now.

Jameson:
I haven't printed a retraction in twenty years!