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Gen. Barnicke:
Where the hell have you been, soldier?

Winger:
Traaaaaaaining, sir!

Soldiers:
Training, sir!

Gen. Barnicke:
What kind of training, son?

Winger:
Aaaaaaarmy training, sir!

Soldiers:
Army training, sir!

[laughter]

Gen. Barnicke:
Where's your drill sergeant, men?

Winger:
Blown up, sir!

Soldiers:
Blown up, sir!

Capt. Stillman:
Uhh, yes, sir, these are Sgt. Hulka's men. He was injured during basic training.

Gen. Barnicke:
I see. So am I to understand you men completed your training on your own?

Winger:
Tha's the fact, Jack!

Soldiers:
That's the fact, Jack!

Gen. Barnicke:
Captain, these are exactly the kind of go-getters I want on my EM-50 project.

Capt. Stillman:
But, sir . . .

Gen. Barnicke:
Don't "But" me, Captain. I want them on the plane. Tonight!

Winger:
Gentlemen, it's party time...battalion style!