Private Parts

Private Parts1997

Stars: Howard Stern, Robin Quivers, Mary McCormack, Fred Norris
Genre: Biography, Comedy, Drama
Rating: R
Runtime: 109 minutes

Give credit to director Betty Thomas for making the notorious Howard Stern, self-proclaimed "king of all media," into a nerdish but appealing media rebel who loves his wife and family. Even if you hate Stern's rude radio show, you may discover that … more »



Howard:
Robin, watch this. What am I doing?

Robin:
Uh, having a seizure?

Howard:
No, that's not a seizure. That's me dancing because I'm happy 'cause I got laid last night.

Robin:
Oh!

Howard:
Yeah, I really did. In fact, it was not for lust. It was 'cause I was making a kid.

Robin:
Oh.

Howard:
In fact, my wife's eggs are very old. They're very, you know, she's getting older. But my sperm is like supersperm, so I'm pretty sure everything was delivered in one shot.

Robin:
Oh, yeah. Your sperm are fine.

Howard:
My sperm are fantastic. I'm fantastic. I'm in a good mood.

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