This Is the End2013

Jonah Hill:
[after the group inventories the remaining food] Um, can I have that Milky Way?

James Franco:
No, you can't have the Milky Way, that's my Milky Way. I went out this morning and specifically bought this Milky Way to eat after my party.

Jay Baruchel:
That's weird.

James Franco:
It's not weird, it's my special food, I like it. Back me up on that, Seth.

Seth Rogen:
I don't think you should get the whole Milky Way. I want some of the Milky Way.

Craig Robinson:
I'd be pretty bummed if I don't get at least a bite of the Milky Way.

James Franco:
Oh, now Craig wants a bite of the Milky Way.

Craig Robinson:
Yeah, I want a bite of the Milky Way! It's a f***ing Milky Way.

Jonah Hill:
Guys.

Jay Baruchel:
A fifth of everything is what's fair and reasonable.

Seth Rogen:
Everyone gets a fifth of everything.

James Franco:
[To Craig] I want one fifth of your T-shirt! I want the bottom part. The belly.

Craig Robinson:
I'm not sporting a crop-top in your house.

James Franco:
I'll cut that sh*t off and make a headband.

Craig Robinson:
You couldn't handle my midriff.

Jonah Hill:
Guys, the only issue is...I kinda need the Milky Way.

Jay Baruchel:
For f***'s sake.

Jonah Hill:
No, for real, I have low blood sugar, and if my endorphins drop too low, I'm gonna be a nightmare to be around.

Jay Baruchel:
What?

James Franco:
Your LBS starts acting up, you can have a finger scoop of Nutella, okay?

Seth Rogen:
One finger scoop of Nutella.

Jonah Hill:
Fair.